A 24 year old Canadian nurse, aspiring author, and total nerd.

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"I’m scared of milk!"

"You pooped your pants twice, Geoff."
"Yeah, but it wasn’t because of milk!"

(Source: vickjawn)

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

I AM NOT A DISEASE!         

fatwarriorgodess:

You know, I’m still pissed off over that bullshit about how “fat people are lazy and worthless and contribute nothing, they shouldn’t be proud, blah blah blah.”

It reminded me a bit on the controversial decision by the American Medical Association (A.M.A.) to label obesity as a disease. Now…

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love how people try to say all these “body positive” things while just being utter assholes to people of other sizes that aren’t fat.

"HEALTH AT EVERY SIZE, UNLESS THAT SIZE HAPPENS TO BE THINNER THAN MINE, IN WHICH CASE FUCK YOU."

Don’t delude yourself. Activity isn’t torture. Fit people don’t spend their time at the gym in “agony” just to make others feel bad, because their priority is - GASP! - getting fit. Also, fucking lol if you think every person in a gym is starving themselves and suffering. Those people who starve themselves to get thin know just as little about nutrition as you do, and they are certainly not the majority of “gym rats” in any way.

But please, try to make the world sound more like it’s out to get you, instead of just being happy as you are, or working to change it if you aren’t.

pivotalwolf:

Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt